Friday, 11 July 2008

  • Kiss Me

    I love kissing. Kissing and cuddling are two of my favorite things in life. But when I encounter a bad kisser... *shudders* So I would like to give those people out there (particularly guys since that's where my experience lies) who might not have that much experience, or do but just suck at kissing, a few simple pointers. Please keep in mind, this is based on my preferences, but I suspect a lot of girls will generally agree.

    Now, maybe this isn't true for all girls, but I hate sloppy kisses. And I can't imagine that any girl really enjoys a guy slobbering all over her face. And no, passion should not equal sloppy kissing. And I know, boys, that you want to be a man, but that doesn't mean you have to always open your mouth wider than hers. But I don't like my face being eaten thank you. Please open your lips the same amount that I am. Also, have a smaller mouth than you do, so please keep that in mind and don't open your mouth so damn wide! And try to control the saliva a little.

    Please don't shove your tongue down my throat. If I want something wet and slimy going down my throat, I'll eat jello (gross). Some tongue is good. But there's no reason to be shovy with it. And generally, it should be tongue-to-tongue. Your tongue should find my tongue. Not my teeth. Not the roof of my mouth. NOT the back of my throat (unless you want me to throw up on you). My tongue. And don't be too aggressive. It's not tongue wrestling. It's kissing. It's affectionate. Or passionate. But passionate does not equal aggressive. Don't confuse the two.

    Please do your best to prevent your teeth from hitting my teeth. I know that in the heat of the moment this may happen on occasion, but it hurts, so try to avoid it.

    Last, but not least - in fact this is probably the most important part - a good kisser can follow cues from the other person. Guys, I know you like to lead, but you gotta take some cues from your lady too. If she's resisting something you're doing, it's probably because she doesn't like it. Same for you girls. Do your best to match the other person's style and you will enjoy it more too.

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