Wednesday, 12 November 2008

  • What's the difference between government bonds and men?

    Bonds mature.

    This is the first joke on a website of man-hating jokes that my very angry-towards-men-at-the-moment friend sent me yesterday, so I thought I would share them with you. Apparently she found this site by googling "why do men suck" (though I'm honestly a little surprised she wasn't inundated with gay porn...). Some of them are amazing, lots I had heard before, but it's fun to have them all collated into one angry, bitter website.

    My favorite was the last one (being a blonde and all):

    Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
    So men can understand them.


    And of course the most bitter sounding of them all:

    What do you call the useless bit of fatty tissue at the end of a penis?
    A man

    And any men reading this, please don't get all huffy! It's all in good fun. You know there are days where you hate women too. And I'm sure there's pages of anti-women jokes all over the place too.

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